SEX!!!!!

🚨 🚨 PLANS HAVE CHANGED- @CarterDye13 will get the start today due to Owen Duffy getting caught masturbating during coaches pregame speech. Let’s go boys! GAMEDAY!!!

Breaking News!!!🚨🚨 Quarterbacks @CarterDye13 and Shea Connot were caught drinking during season and will be suspended til further notice . “Carter made me do it” -Shea Connot on why he was drinking.

Should the plane white’s make a community appearance at the Lesterville gentleman’s club? (Minus Duff)

BREAKING NEWS!!!🚨🚨🚨 @CarterDye13 went to jail last night, and because of that he will be cut til further notice. “Got a fat pump behind bars I’m ready for next week” -Carter Dye

After a long week, the plane white’s are back tonight. @CarterDye13 is still appealing his suspension so the team doesn’t know if he will be suiting up tonight. The teams motto is posted on the picture below. Roll whites t’s!

Everyone enjoy your favorite month. It’s Broctober baby! #respectbrocks

Do you smell that??? Oh wait it’s us… we fricken stink. PWT’s take the L on Wednesday do to wind and not being better than the other team. Can’t wait to see what draft 22 brings in for skill. We’re going tanking!!

Brock Karbo “You’re the train and I’m the tracks. I’m gunna ride you day and night” - Rick Vice coach of the Blue Cocks

Brock Karbo you realize when you call out this year's ✈️white T’s , you call all of us out. Look at this roster. No one is beating that.

KELOLAND Sports Best season Ive seen is Jackson Kinzer -- a million TDs, zero turnovers, and an undefeated season.

Stepped on the scale this afternoon and I’m pleased to say, I officially have my winter coat on.

Beer, ice, and fish. What’s better. #fishing #DippinNRippin #BUSCHHH

What the off season looks like for @CarterDye13 #Bummm

Now we can finally start the rebuild. LFG!!!!

Lost the city league championship. Gonna tell my kids this was like d wade and lebron after their loss to the mavs. Just adding fuel to the fire. City league will be ours next szn. @CarterDye13