Me after watching avatar 2

you and your apple bottom jeans can gtfo

I want a grand piano so big that I have to pay for it in square feet

Ayo thanks for the love this is dope!

That was so funny my toes are cracking up

I’ll stick anything in anything

maps be like: “you are 10 minutes away” 2 hours later “you are 9 minutes away”

been waiting for a parking for 4 hours bro what tffffffffffffffff hahahahahaha

I'm sorry. As an AI language model, I simply cannot "give you an extra wristband."

everyone talks about tasteful underboob but no one ever talks about tasteful undercock

“how’s your little music thing going”

Drip Plugin

Guys only want one thing and it’s disgusting.

oh yeah new song IS OUT open.spotify.com/track/5RT7HYob…

Me after mixing random chemıcαls to clean the bathroom with the door shut:

Imagine climbing into your car absolutely blasted and trying to make it home without getting busted and you left turn straight into the freakin President

Shmongoose would be a hilarious animal