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Jordan

@placenta_effect

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calendar_today10-08-2025 02:26:04

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The epipen stuck into the bone when I injected it into my homeboys forehead. Now he’s dying and looks like a stupid unicorn

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When I was like 9 I thought my banjo string was a mutant defect that girls would be scared of, and that I needed to cut it off

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What if Sex Ed wasn’t a class, but was just a guy named Ed who came to every school to teach high schoolers how to fuck