Thank you Waterstones Braehead for having me last night!! ❤️ A self-published author’s dream come true!

Did you miss last night? Fear not. I’ll be at Waterstones Glasgow Fort Waterstones Glasgow Fort ✨📚 on Thursday from 7PM! Copies of BOTH books available in store.

Feeling grateful after a night at Waterstones Glasgow Fort ❤️ Waterstones Glasgow Fort ✨📚

1 year on and I miss the old guy more than ever. Hope I’m doing you proud Geo ❤️

Binge watched #Monsters on Netflix and now I have whiplash from trying to keep up with what was true or not …

Yayyy! Please come.

This Friday in Fairhill Library! A Q&A with brilliant thriller author Paula Johnston 😀. Contact the library to reserve your FREE space. Phone: 01698 456360. Email: [email protected] Paula Johnston Book Week Scotland southlanarkshire.gov.uk/sllc/info/83/f…

I love analysing everyone’s Spotify wrapped up because I get to see what shit they’ve been going through this year

Every year I get excited to wrap presents. Every year I remember how much I hate wrapping presents.

Merry Christmas ❤️🎄

This festive flu isn’t very festive.

I wish I could write as fast as I read.

The Amazon rankings are looking goooooooooood this morning 🎉

Started working today on my third book, sitting at 5,000 words. Hated lots of my own ideas that I originally thought were great and chopped it down to 3,400. Finished for the day on 5,200. Progress is progress 🤷‍♀️😅

My comfort show is Dexter. Does that say a lot about me?

We are disappointed but not surprised that Meta has used millions of pirated books to develop its AI systems. As a matter of urgency, Meta needs to compensate the rightsholders of all the works it has been exploiting. But what can authors do? Read here: societyofauthors.org/2025/03/21/the…

This is my first Substack. If you read, please be kind. And if you can’t be kind, be funny. #substack #writingcommunity substack.com/home/post/p-16…

Things I’m proud of myself for completing in life: RH OF BEVERLY HILLS RH OF ATLANTA RH OF NEW JERSEY RH OF ORANGE COUNTY RH OF POTOMAC RH OF SALT LAKE CITY RH OF NYC RH OF CHESHIRE The HayU app fears me.

Chapter 35. That’s where I’m at in my third book. I’m aiming for around 50. Hope you’ve enjoyed this pointless bit of information. All the best.

I’m just very patiently waiting for movie night in the villa to cause chaos. Cause it’s gonna. #loveislanduk