learn hillbillese lesson 47: 'yuet?' meaning 'have you eaten yet?' would call the vowel a tripthong, closest example is the way americans tend to pronounce 'buoy' alternatively 2 syllables as 'yetyet?' with a front of the mouth vowel in the 1st syllable followed by a rear one

1,800 cops charged with child sexual abuse in the last two decades, targeting mainly teen girls they encountered as a part of their work, according to the Washington Post. The Post leads with a teen girl assaulted by a cop who was processing her rape kit from a different assault

started spring cleaning and my goddamn shoulder fell off already (tore a muscle 😐 not even my usual shoulder joint problems)

took a musckle relaxscker now im gonna pour myself into bed

update: gotta use my left arm to move my right arm but i did sleep for 15 hours

lot of 3 card dealers will tell you to call on any queen or better, don't. the casino has enough edge even if you play right. getting the extremely marginal calls correct is a big deal long term

lawyer brain is one of the more sneaky and insidious side effects of twitter. i actually don't need a preponderance of evidence to point at some shit and say it stinks mister @ turdgoblin82 and i will file your objection in the 'shut the fuck up' bucket

if someone had asked me to invent the nazi-est sounding name i def coulda got the hans part and maybe done as good as græbner for the surname but kristian with a 'k'??? that's too nazi to be believable