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I’m actually Santa Claus

I just bought 10 gazillion kartrillion bazillion worth of SPY. Fully expecting it to hit 500 bazillion trillion billion by next Friday. Not financial advice.

I can control who follows me. I have special powers.

$spy

PJ Matlock waking up tomorrow a bajillion katrillion magabajillion up on $SPY

PJ Matlock Goated that dip! 🐐

Nice way to start the week

This is my entire argument with the government, in one exaggerated example of what the gov claims happened. United States v. Constantinescu, Matlock, et al. I posted that I bought “gazillions worth of SPY” and hinted I was holding until Friday. None of that ended up being true.

The case in a nutshell: Them: “You bought, you posted, you sold. Fraud!” Me: “I also sold before I posted, and bought after, why leave that out?” Them: “We’re not gonna talk about that part. Any time you sell anything, we call it a dump.” Me: “But doesn't dump imply I made