Why do we even bother?

Why do all festival posters these days look like an eye chart

This song is witty, self-aware, and preposterous, like Art Brut set loose on hipsterdom with back-porch acoustic guitars.

I'm begging you, some of you personally, SNL please beat this into the ground. Slap ending to every scene. Interrupt the monolog with a slap. Slap somebody on the way to slapping somebody. Chris Rock cameo. Slap-bot 3000. Lay it on with a fucking ladle. x.com/itsdansheehan/…

his "Simpsons"-like squeaky-teen vocals help offset a digital-age sterility absent from early tape-hiss soliloquies

It is among the most insipid, vacuous statements in recent pop history.

we’re left with a one-trick pony without a discernible trick

[His]ability to rap well somehow acts as a hindrance to his ability to make good songs.

"Only 6 shots were fired by Japanese police [in 2015]. What most Japanese police will do is get huge futons and essentially roll up a person who is being violent or drunk into a little burrito and carry them back to the station to calm them down." (1/n) bbc.com/news/magazine-…

“I could cook an egg on you”: Harry Styles lyric or Denny’s tweet?

I don’t know if I have a better definition of a loser if it’s not a hundred billionaire who spends all day on Twitter, goes out of his way to crap on marginalized people, and takes time to crop out the name of creator of the memes that he shares to his idiot troll army

But you don’t get a master’s in sadness by avoiding your studies.

There’s no better answer than a dead-eyed “Yeah.”

Was there much of a point?

people took notice, so that’s cool.

He does not have a definable trait or tick that could be parodied, preferring to keep things tidy and also make terrible allusions.

with that single he at least parlayed the conceit into an acknowledgment of his position as a white figure in a predominantly Black space.

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