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Get high and think of me

The concept of customer support is a really beautiful product of modernity. What if we put someone who is unable to solve any of your problems on the phone with someone who just had to navigate a call center menu for 10 minutes and they both fucking hate each other

AI slop has turned Pepe the frog into those horrifically inbred 2x Pimpy 3x Bape XL Bullies

I think the only thing the President actually has the authority to do in this country is inflict wanton cruelty

Full context: A burglar on the run in Johannesburg in 1997 jumped into a gorilla enclosure to hide from the cops and 3 cops jumped in after him. The first guy shot the gorilla with a revolver twice, then the gorilla mauled him and broke 2 officers’ arms and another one’s ankle

BREAKING: The Joker Responsible for Howler Monkey Kidnappings

Episode 78 out now in early access on Patreon! patreon.com/posts/early-ac…

Went down the big slide at the pool as a 25 year old man

I have found that when you are trying to win with randoms in Elden Ring Nightreign you have to take charge and ping everywhere you want them to go constantly and just drag them to all the boss fights and flask charges. “The vanguard’s duty is to lead the masses” - V.I. Lenin

i know their poly drama crazy

I’ll die for my country North Carolina x_c4tb0y_x ape attack survivor

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