my mouth is your ashtray, your urinal, your fleshlight

i turn louis’s favorite number today 🫶

NEW LOUIS AND HARRY ALBUMS IN THE NEXT FEW MONTHS ?!??? MY BOYFRIENDS ARE HOME

they DO kiss all the time 😖😖😖

louis is very gay and also very in love (lessons learned from imposter)

Going to need your help over the next few days to cut through the noise. Time to give this record the moment it deserves!

Let me take this moment to say thank you to every single person that has supported me over the years. You are throughout this record and everything I do. This album would never have sounded the way it does without all the power and confidence you lot have given me. Thank you,

OH MY GOD IM CREAMING

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aperture is a type of hole btw

i ❤️ leather jackets !!

“i know you won’t wait forever! i want you NOW! i am not running away! i want to be safe with you! i want you! i want you! i want you!”

gonna cum right then and there when i hear jump the gun live

like literally stay out of my way. you’re in the splash zone

this is the best he has ever looked! the best he has ever sounded! against all mathematical equations that say it is impossible, he continues to get sexier and sexier and i continue to get wetter and wetter oh my god

i love gay men

i actually have to chew him to a pulp and then spit out his pubic hair like cowboys spit out sunflower seeds