In hindsight, the Founding Fathers only limiting the President to being a natural born citizen and not applying that requirement to every office in the country was a massive failure.

So..when are we gonna be able to like trust our doctors, professors, scientists, governments, and textbooks again? The constant skepticism about almost every piece of information is very mentally exhausting.

Ok, boomer.

It took me 33 years to understand this. #SundayMotivation

Wow.

I just got gas for $2.89 a gallon.

Is Pickleball gay?

I can’t imagine how much more money I would have if the government didn’t force me to pay for other people’s retirement.

Why do MSTR/MSTY plummet after earnings? I swear this stock has a mind of its own.

Now that I’ve been carnivore for a while, I wanna fuck with weird shit like elephant meat.

Not really interested in listening to fat doctors. If you’re in good shape, your face looks bright and healthy, and your bloodwork is good, then I’ll listen to your health advice.

My son figured out the armpit fart and I’ve never been prouder.

Nowhere near enough people are talking about this. The music is about to stop.

Beef. Barbell. Bitcoin.

I fucking hate Bill Gates. Microsoft was a great success, but that doesn’t mean you can start fucking with our food supply.

My 30s is when I really locked into a low time preference outlook on life. Eating properly for long term health, investing, lifting.

This shit needs to end. Your niche religious beliefs should not dictate foreign policy of the most powerful nation on earth.

LMAO

No one: “It’s about time someone fixed Cracker Barrel”

I eat ultra-processed food. The cow eats grass and gets big and fat, then I eat it.