Pirates are most comfortable in sea water but turns out they can be quite good on sand too, snatching victory this morning away in Sandy. Taking a 1-4 win back to the fleet, courtesy of goals from JR, KD and 2 bubby boomers 🏴‍☠️

Who is the aggiest Pirate ever?

Pieman does it again!! 🥶

We really hope this ones true 🤞🏼

Our win on Sunday means for the first time in an age we move into a positive goal difference. What a strange season we have had! #runningatightship 😂🤦🏼‍♂️

Pirates conceded lots of goals. Pirates scored lots of goals. 9-6. Pirate win. Pieman hattrick. All very standard things. Mantle piece a giant and Jay not very fast. 19 pint chalkers was incredible. See you soon.

Correct 😅

Once a pirate, always a pirate 🏴‍☠️💗

This Sunday morning will never be beaten 💗

Yep, so happy we folded now.

Let’s address the elephants in the room. Yes, Draks can go fuck himself. No, Peter is not a Pirate. He thinks he is but he isn’t.

Imagine how weird Ed2000 is going to be today