Morning all 👋🏻😘....here we go again...another spin around the hamster wheel! Keep peddling, nearly there! 🙌🏼

Pretty accurate so far! 🤔😂😂😂

Tuesday flowers, frosting up! 💚🪴❄️🍇🍇
MephistoGenetics

Don’t forget it’s World Naked Gardening Day this Saturday and the weather is gradually getting warmer! I hope you are all joining me, getting naked for some gardening!? 🤩 #WorldNakedGardeningDay #WNGD2024

My life at the minute!
Making copious amounts of Panna Cotta in search of the perfect wobble! 🤣👌🏼

Top wifey material me....🤔👌🏼🤣

Morning all you fabulous fuckers!
I'd say have a great Tuesday, but nothing great ever happened on a Tuesday so yeh...but only 3 more days till rave day!! Woohoooo 🙌🏼🥳

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I have come to realise I may be a little 'reactive' 😜
My Mam says I'm single cos men always look at me from afar, cos I give off 'come any closer and I'm going to punch you in the face!!' vibes 😂😂
I'm starting to think she may be right..again! 🙄🤔😂

For anyone that doesn’t believe money is important let’s crunch some numbers…

This is the CHEAPEST 2 bed house on rightmove within 10 miles of Manchester.

So let’s do this for a new family:

- Rent £750
- Council tax £115
- Gas/electric £200
- Water £30
- Food £500
- Internet

Morning twatterers 🫶🏼😘
I'm sure there are more Monday's than there used to be, no?
Maybe they're cloning them or something to depress us! 🤔🙄
#MondayThoughts

...and all the things I should have said 20 years ago...and all the things I could have done differently... and what's for tea tomorrow? and have I locked the doors? will the car start? what year is it? who's my Dad? is there a God? What if there wasn't cheese...yup!
Just me? 🤔

What do you see? 🧐🐆

Hit me with your favourite songs, people?
My Sunday music session is getting a bit samey 🎶🎵🎛🎤🎸

So apparently, i have to go to Barnsley, deep joy! 😩 which incidently is 2.5 hours SOUTH from me but is somehow, in some fools imagination, classed as the North! IS IT FUCK! I've heard it all now mind ....🙄😤

9 minutes on a sunbed, whilst eating grapes!
Something tells me it's the closest thing im gunna get!!! 👌🏼🤣🤷‍♀️😘

The urge is already there at times! 😂😂😂😂

Opened my DMs last night, just to see... wow....just wow! 😂😂
Soph✨ I think I've had a small insight into your world, luv! 😳
From a financial sub to paid bollock kicking... I may have missed trick here! 😂

Good Morning Sunday people! 😘
Bed hair, don't care today!
Pissing down again ...meh...gunna get baked, listen to music, eat cheese and chat shit all day!
The End 💚😶‍🌫️