I feel like I've been away from home for too long. Feeling homesick 😔

Beautiful Norway 🇳🇴

Had the most lovely afternoon having a few beers with some Alesund locals 😍

Punnet of Strawberries with the best view

Had to be done 🍺

Somewhere near Norway

There's nothing else to do 🙄

Yep, still at sea 🙄

Last dinner. Cannot wait to get home tomorrow.

Home and still feel all at sea 🌊

Just been charged £80 for protein powder. That's whey overpriced.

My wife was bitten by a radioactive owl and has started making all my decisions for me. She's been given power of a tawny.

Son; "Dad, did you ever get shot in the army?" Me, "No, I was shot in the leggy."

I've let the dogs sleep with me tonight as husband away. Totally regretting it as 60kg spinone has pushed me to the edge of the bed & I have no space 😫 The jack russell has decided it's winter and has borrowed under the duvet. Going to be a long night. I'm an idiot.

John Torode, the co presenter of BBC’s Masterchef apparently is being investigated for a “racist” comment he did not remember making to a person who was not offended, in a social situation 6 or 7 years ago! The world has gone crazy.

I don’t think people realize how much strength it takes to pull one’s self out of a mentally dark place. So if you’ve done that today or any day, I am proud of you. Bri

Well, that's me done with MasterChef UK 🍴 Used to love watching it as well.

#JohnTorode is one of the nicest, kindest guys I’ve ever met. As a #Masterchef finalist I’ve spend a lot of time in his company both on and off screen. His sacking by the vile #BBC is deeply unjust and merely shows how deeply entrenched is their #Wokeism

Tom Bradby. I don't care about the Obama's relationship. It's not of interest to people in the UK.

I think Jess Phillips needs training on how to look a little less smug