my date offered to change my vibrator’s batteries, so i tell him where they are and i hear him unscrewing??? SIR JUST PUT IN NEW BATTERIES. NO SCREWING REQUIRED.

when girls dress up as velma for halloween i lose all motor function and collapse on the spot

i initiated another round of sex and my date said, “haha, me scratching your back turned you on??” no you idiot, i just stumbled upon a Ty Lee cosplay on reddit 🥵

thank u but now i’m sad

heard my roommate listening to my OF videos…. not sure how to feel lol

not me swallowing and saying Good Soup 😅

my toxic trait is i’m a scream-yacker. how do y’all vom so dainty??? lmao

dude imagine being a dog & not knowing doors lock. like of course they lose their mind when they head a sound outside tf!!!

winter sucks. what’s the point of titties if they can’t be out????

my friend came up to me at the gym & I jokingly said, “uhh i’m using this bench” & he said “not anymore. anyway wanna bang?” i was like those are the two worst things a man can say to me in the gym 😂😂😂😂

how do i explain to my job that it’s toaster strudel icing on my pants, not c*m 😅

inventing a new tv show: say yes to the s*x like say yes to the dress but you get to feel a bunch of cocks until you pick your favorite

UHHH??? Rue: i’m happy now :) DONT YOU STILL OWE A SUITCASE TO A CRAZY LADY? #Euphoria #EuphoriaHBOMax #EuphoriaFinale

i love an oil massage that leads to a couple fingers slipped in 🥵🤤

if there’s 1 thing about me it’s that imma wake you up with a bj 😆

don’t be a coward, visit my OF ❤️

anyway here’s wondewall

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Happy Monday Babe ✨

It’s so annoying that people don’t take me seriously because I do onlyfans lmao. I’m so creative & talented I stg you guys need to stop dismissing me