🚨 BREAKING: Oil has climbed more than 4% on fears of the war with Iran escalating.

BREAKING: Bitcoin is down over 3% to below $99,000. The first time it's been below $100K in over 30 days.

Iran strikes and oil drops. The market says all of this is just theatre. RIP to the traders who don't follow the news.

It's cool that WW3 only lasted for 3 minutes.

📉BREAKING: Oil is down another 5% today. It was at $75 just a few days ago

This is what you're working for.

New record high, baby.

Record highs.

After two years of radio silence, My Forex Funds just dropped a cryptic post across Twitter and Instagram: “It’s been a long time. We missed you. Update coming soon.” Translation: the prodigal prop firm might be making a comeback. Here’s the backstory: MFF was once one of the

Is MyForexFunds about to make a comeback?

The TACO trade never fails.

🏦 Powell Hints at the End of Tightening (Finally) Jerome Powell just told markets the Fed is nearing the end of its tightening program — meaning they might stop shrinking their balance sheet soon. Translation: the Fed thinks there’s finally “ample” liquidity in the system.

Bitcoin is touching its 200SMA for the first time in a LONG time. We're buying.

📉 Gold’s Worst Day Since 2013 Gold and silver just had their worst day in over a decade. Down 5% and 8%. Here's what happened: - A flood of profit-taking after months of record highs. - Risk appetite came roaring back — stocks held flat, Bitcoin climbed 1%, and everyone

🐻 Bank of America Says the Bears Are Waking Up Bank of America just dropped a little love note to traders — and it’s basically saying, “Get your helmets on.” Here’s the deal: 60% of BofA’s bear-market indicators are flashing red, inching dangerously close to the 70% level

The Fed just cut rates by 0.25%. And the market literally didn't move. All eyes on Powell now...

🌯 Chipotle Gives Investors Indigestion Chipotle’s been crushing the dreams of gym bros with shrinking portions and higher prices… and now they’re crushing investors too. The stock absolutely dumped 17.5% yesterday — the kind of move that gives you worse heartburn than their

📉BREAKING: Gold just gave up all of its gains and is now back below $4,000.

💰 Buffett Keeps Hoarding Cash Warren Buffett’s Berkshire Hathaway just posted a 34% jump in operating profit year-over-year — and somehow managed to make its cash pile even fatter, now sitting at a jaw-dropping $381.6 billion. No, that’s not a typo. That’s billion with a “B.”

Bitcoin is crashing and a communist is about to be elected in NYC. What a time to be alive.