hate it when places i love use AI images for marketing (looking @ u effingut)

hello farmaish 📞📞

normalise fart breaks during office hours

Aapki voice mein bahut sadgi thi ozzy Osborne ji par aap aadmi suar the

boss chutti pe hai aaj

company president is in the office today

Hello everyone! Noori the cat from Pune is looking for a home If you, or someone you know is willing to adopt her then follow this link --> instagram.com/find_noori_a_h… rt pls ✌🏻

RT this also to ruin your ex's week and find Noori a good home in and around Pune ❤️

loving the new double decker metro station they're building at haiderpur badli, will be fun to see two two metros on top of another

i ordered something from meesho for 260 rs and the same thing (apparently) on Amazon is 1400rs what will i receive in the package

behadd mood kharab today I might snap at my boss

begumji ke tweets kabhi kabhi sarr ke upar se nikal jaate hai but I like them nonetheless because full sapot to whatever she is saying

i got the perfect balance of counterfeit and original, with an original box and counterfeit product, all in all good decision to save 1200 rupees 👍🏻

a pepper crusher is literally a game changer for scrambled eggs

the ikea store in Pacific tagore garden is being inspected by real swedish people

imagine if every Haldiram outlet around the world was inspected by an Indian uncle to ensure the presence of at least 9 houseflies hovering over the food