True for every business 👌

same with this job...

Reminder, I give discounts to religious leaders- rabbis, pastors, priests etc,.. 😌🙏🏾

Enough internet for today

Don’t take out your recycling to your building’s next door creepy basement recycling room while listening to an author talk about true crime, bc you will undoubtedly be spooked by a handsome stranger/neighbor and yell, “OH JESUS CHRIST!” Whoops.

My Uber driver: sounds like you have a pretty bad cold going on Me: nope, just cocaine! Bye!

Putin apparently not much of a best friend

Nothing like a skylight-lit shower after a 6am run. Rt4Rt

After the last 2 weeks Jira has had probably not anymore

Consider this permission behind closed doors.

Apparently my kid got in trouble today for PACKING OUR TOASTER IN HIS BACKPACK and pulling it out at lunch to make pop tarts for his class. I can’t stop laughing.

Big facts

Journalist of this slanted rant session of a blog post said that a former stripper shouting her abortion seems like the future of the Democratic Party. lifesitenews.com/blogs/former-s…

Have you tried not being poor? Quite good

Going to sleep. Let me wake up to more $$$$. If you didn’t open the nude i sent, it’s bc you know it would **** you, let’s be honest. K good night!