Lurch. From the Addams Family.

The name brand cereal for a fucking change

these cookies are better than sex im assuming

Serial-style podcast where I try and discern which one of my 3 beautiful kids I love the most

a good wife is like a "lamb." the B is silent. #JustGoodWifeThings

That Awkward Moment When: the house is clean, the kids are at school, and you're left to silently wonder who you are

How to get perfect curls even though you don't deserve them

Low Cal Chocolate Chip Cookie Recipe: Press chocolate chips into zucchini slices

A g-g-g-GAY wedding?

Some rustic pubes

ANY DAY BUT TODAY

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My tattoo of the Chinese symbol for "Africa"

How To Transition Your Urban Garden Into Your Eventual Burial Plot

I may not have drive or passion in my life, but at least I have RIPE AVOCADOS!!

Sons are just princes who haven't learned to rescue you yet

a bonkers corncob

Zucchini can be pasta, cauliflower can be bread, bark can be meat, pile can be man, scream can be medicine, wetness can be love

Easy Risotto Recipe: Rice + Half Cup Cream + Mushrooms + Female Condom + Microwave

A pine cone!