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I go on holiday in 19 days and I’m already at almost unmanageable levels of excitement.

Awful fire at St Michael’s maternity hospital (thankfully now out). Hoping everyone okay and massive props to the fire crew for a fantastic and efficient job.

lmfao was it suppose to turn itself in?

Just finished watching Adolescence. I have no interest in discussing the government response to it, but my god, Stephen Graham is a once in a generation actor…

I mentioned to a bloke in the pub this evening I’d pre booked a 12 noon drop off at the tip tomorrow and I’ve never been more attractive to the opposite sex in my entire life.

Frank’s obsessed with Taskmaster.

Frank settling in for some Mr P time.

I like to throw soy sauce at sad people. Kikkoman while he’s down.

I’m travelling back from a lovely weekend away and it would seem that chaos has been reigning in my absence as I’ve just been sent this by Mr P… apparently a *lot* of Dreamies were needed to persuade her back in.

Pretty sure the tall, handsome Eastern European gentleman I helped hold the train door for while he got his suitcase on the Penzance train was Goran Visnjic who played Luca Kovac in ER (and who now apparently lives in Cornwall).

Denying crop science to own the libs.

I’ve said it before but when I struggle with what I should be doing I ask what Wonton would do and she’d say “fuck it” and be happy and eat fish paste. We could all learn a lot from her.