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“Ladybugbird” a beat influenced by the time the bad tempered ladybird and the angry ladybug were having a fight about what their real name was, a fight that was joyfully interrupted when they were both savagely eaten by a parasitic wasp.

Dropping the link for the stream tonight Let us know if you want it Beat sets from: @chordandjocks dawgz. Kei$ha deadxbeat @lo_tekbeats Big Rich @beatsbysolace_ Free.99 ! see you there.

This one is called “wormy”. There once was a goose called Wormy, whose poos made him feel really squirmy. He would sit on the pot, to avoid a bird clot , and his pee would come out all spermy D. Drinkwaters 1842

Ma Christmas tip this year is the same as last year. If you wanna release a Christmas beat but can’t be arsed makin one, just recycle an old beat and change the hi-hat to sleigh bells, sorted .

This one is called “greens flys ”. “Are green flies bad? While unsightly and a nuisance, the green bottle fly is also a potential threat to human health since these pests transmit diseases like dysentery and salmonellosis through food contamination. E. Humphishdinks 1849

This one is called “Eary’s Wigs ”. “The myth about earwigs’ motives is far from the truth. Though they do prefer dark and moist areas, your ear isn’t high on their list of habitable places, so don’t worry. They do, however like your Granda’s wet wigs” Frances Steinch 2014

This one is called “Slater or Loodwice” “Loodwices are flat, oval and uniform grey like your personality, with a thick, bumpy exoskeleton and have seven body segments, each with a pair of saggy tits” Bryan Briana 1983

I called this one “Ant Ann” cos beasties deserve to be named

Sometimes when I’m making beats I really feel the passing of time hit me deeply, as I solemnly look down at my pads and see a sole, rogue, grey hair. Luckily I stop maself short of cryin when I realise it ain’t from ma head

This one is called “taksi ranks” I wrote it while I was thinking about the time I was waiting for a cab on Christmas Eve and I over heard a couple of Mancs, talkin to Tom Hanks about the state of taxi ranks

This is called “skool buhs” Snowed today, reminds me of the time on ma school bus and this guy called me “snowflaky”. I thought it was cos I was cold and risky but I found out it was cos of my dandruff issue and the dry flaky skin that had set up camp behind ma earlobes

“You don’t have the talent to make boom bap, make lofi instead” As told to me by Mary Marsh, this one is for him- “Marshes Mallows”