I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesnt work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesnt work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesnt work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesnt work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.

The kingdom of Heaven is within you... Seek ye first the kingdom of Heaven and all things will be added unto you. -Jesus

Benjamin Disraeli~ Little things affect little minds.

J. W. Fulbright~ The citizen who criticizes his country is paying it an implied tribute.

Lucius Annaeus Seneca~ The hour which gives us life begins to take it away. - Hercules Furens

You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can't possibly live long enough to make them all yourself. -Sam Levenson

Better suffer a known evil than change for uncertain good. - Spanish Proverb

as lucky as a man in a women's prison with a fist full of pardons.

Not every word requires an answer. - Italian Proverb

Charles Caleb Colton~ Friendship often ends in love but love in friendship - never.

Between whom there is hearty truth, there is love. -Henry David Thoreau

Every one thinks that all the bells echo his own thoughts. - German Proverb

You know your children are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going. (P. J. O-Ro

Mark Twain~ Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of congress but I repeat myself.