Who tf leaves a yelp review like this? What the hell?

Which one do you wanna see me develop more? A, B, or both?

I should give Sasaki and Miyano a rewatch. I don't remember all the details, but I remember feeling very warm and fuzzy at the end 🥰

Ah yes, the A¡ wants me to scrape the hollandaise sauce off my eggs Benedict if I want to reheat it I hate this stupid feature

Me: Meal preps some delicious meals for work Also me: Forgets to take meals to work 🫠

I can't do anything productive in this heat 🫠 I'd rather be melting from petting a chinchilla 🫠

My insurance changed so I will have to find a new therapist... Mentally and emotionally, I am puddle. Good night 🫠💤

I'm building up my army

When your boss assigns you work where you don't have to talk to customers, it is on your honor as an introvert to do the best damn work you've ever done 🫡

You ever get a little stressed on your rare days off, trying to make the most of it but then end up wasting time trying to decide how to make the most of it? Yeah...

Text "Safe AI" to 50409. 🙏❤️ Thank you.

Hey uh Genshin? You good?

*Homeless guy knocks at work* Me: Do you have an appointment? Him: May I come in? Me: Sorry it's by appointment only Him: ...🙂 you have beautiful glasses Me: uh thank you Him: you're really beautiful Me: haha thank you Him: I love you ma'am 👋*walks away* Me: Uh huh 😬