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Pierre The Hair Poilievre (Parody)

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The only reliable, unofficial, completely unaffiliated source for the stream of thoughts from Pierre -The Hair- Poilievre. (Parody)

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Also while in Niagara Pierre Poilievre also talked home prices.... But (as he partially owns a real estate investment firm) left out the part that Real estate, Rentals and leasing are one of Niagara's fastest growing sectors...They couldn't be impacting high prices could they?

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It's fun how Republicans act like Trump is one of them. Remember his 1st primary debate? Where he said if they didn't choose him, he'd spend a load of money to run as an independent and hand the white house to Dems.... He literally extorted the party he pretends to represent.

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Unpopular take: Canadians keep paying mediocre candidates, mediocre salaries and wonder why we get mediocrity. The private sector is where the best people in their field go. They pay them well. If we can't attract those folks to politics? We'll keep getting mediocrity

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Alberta realizes #Wexit means they'll have to compensate the Crown for ownership of the Oil Sands yes? The Prov has the right to manage resources AS A REPRESENTATIVE OF THE CROWN, who owns the oil sands. Wexit doesn't mean "Alberta now owns someone else's property for free"

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At some point Canadians are going to have to have a discussion about how we ALLOW politicians to use social media. As it stands? No oversight. No rules. We're now in 24/7, 365 campaign mode. Truth is irrelevant. Chop quotes however you see fit.

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I'm still shocked people actually think Jordan Peterson believes half of what he says. This is a brand. How he dresses, how he interacts, what he says? It's all for the brand. His focus was human motivation and belief.... He's using that now to build a brand/$

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Jordan Peterson has definitely not built a brand on cult principles Hasn't written books with rules to live by. Didn't specialize in motivations and beliefs, nor exploits that Doesn't get outraged when confronted Doesn't delegitimize people with different beliefs.... Lol

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I'm not concerned about a 1 term Pierre Poilievre govt. Like all politicians, most promises will go unfulfilled. And the more social programs he axes? The more aggressively "conservative" he is? Just ensures a long term left wing govt afterwards.

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Pierre if he wins will be one of two things: 1) A near centrist. Which will piss off his new base that thinks he'll deport every brown person. 2) He'll be the hard right PM they want. And get 1 term. The left (which out votes the right across all parties) will react strongly

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Listen. The Dems and Trump Republican party are kind of trash. But how you listen to Trump talk and think "Yeah, that guy is with it enough to lead the US"? Is crazy. Eating pets. Transgender alien prison surgeries. Baby executions... This is a joke right? #Debate2024

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If they're executing babies, why are people eating pets? Seems like a bunch of wasted protein there.... Spare Fido. Eat human veal. #Debate2024

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I wanna live in Donald Trump's imaginary reality It sounds so delightfully depraved. Executing babies. Eating pets. Insane Asylum patients running rampant on the streets. Secret Prison Gender Surgeries. Electrocuting Sharks. Hannibal Lecter alive & well Sign me up #Debate2024

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If Trump is such a brilliant mind.... Who constantly brags about his intelligence.... You'd think he'd be able to talk circles around some "biased" moderators, no? Should be an easy task for such a brilliant man.... Instead we got "They're eating dogs!"

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It's amazing. (New fake) Conservatives say things were better under Harper. Actual conservatives agree....but know that Carney played a major role in that fact.

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Trump said about himself: "would qualify as not smart, but genius....and a very stable genius at that!" But apparently, his intellectual kryptonite? Debate moderators! How'd the radical left figure that out! His one apparent weakness. A pair of debate moderators....

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A Vote for the Conservatives is a vote for the WEF led Liberals! Pierre is a globalist, WEF sleeper.the WEF wouldn't risk not having both parties in their pocket! His major endorsement? Harper. Fast friend with Klaus. On stage together regularly! #PierreisWEFSleeper

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Visited another Liberal hellscape Where's the rest of the bird you ask? Probably eaten by the waves of refugees Trudeau is forcing on provinces. Or by the roving packs of Americans. Driven from their homeland of Ohio by an army of pet eating Haitians #PierrePoilievre4PM

Visited another Liberal hellscape

Where's the rest of the bird you ask? 

Probably eaten by the waves of refugees Trudeau is forcing on provinces. 

Or by the roving packs of Americans. Driven from their homeland of Ohio by an army of pet eating Haitians

#PierrePoilievre4PM
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When I found the remains of this poor bird, murdered by the Trudeau govt's immigration policy? I told a passer by "I found a Bluejay feather" The woke Libtard near attacked me. "You don't know the bird that came from identified as a Bluejay!" Can't make this stuff up

When I found the remains of this poor bird, murdered by the Trudeau govt's immigration policy?

I told a passer by "I found a Bluejay feather"

The woke Libtard near attacked me. 

"You don't know the bird that came from identified as a Bluejay!"

Can't make this stuff up