twitter got me a wife

thank u twitter for the husband

my seasonal depression has turned into seasonal aggression and nobody is safe

i yearn for a target run in the suburbs

listening to 2hollis at trader joes to simulate dying

another day another slop bowl

can the .gov turn up the temp at little bit?

dropped a micro sd card in the club

AI Noodles

one of my fav facebook moms i hate watch unfriended me </3

i energetically felt the solar storm in hot yoga today

one thing about me is i’m gonna need a washcloth

i’m obviously gonna win the patriot games

the amount of freaks in the airport eating italian subs at 9:40 am is so scary

i want mr beast teeth for xmas

if i went to hogwarts i’d have a chrome hearts wand

nobody works harder than tate mcrae

my solution to any issue is a film flash

my phone said i took 11 steps today

i feel like getting your foot run over would feel good for a second?