i truly believe when you lower your non-negotiable standards for someone, you will regret it every time.

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Watching save the last dance before I go to sleep. And I really wish these actors/actresses were better dancers 😭

This man got me drunk

Nikki got her ass beat up by that white girl lol

Malaki was such a bitch

Chenile wasn’t shit. None of your black friends was with you. Sara was there and you made her feel bad because she’s white and dating your brother.

I was happy when Derek and Sarah broke up though 😭

Malakai really wasn’t shit. You know your boy about to be a doctor and you want him doing street shit with you?!

Derek was running for his life

Ms Johnson we don’t have time for this

Ever since my colonoscopy I can’t drink like I use to. Like I’m such a lightweight now. But my body been bodying. 🫶🏾

Halle Berry, a household name, was supposed to take time away from her breadwinning career to “cook and clean” for a man I’ve never heard of?! LMAOOOO! According to their net worths, he needed to be the one throwing the apron on and cleaning the house too

you as perpendicular as your hairline if you think that i’m finna let fake trade doug funnie try to ki on me. you look like your face was an excel sheet and somebody punched in the codes spaced out. like be so fucking forreal—

So we are currently going through an inspection and they acting like they can’t do the shit they’re supposed to. Like don’t piss me off.

I’m hungry

I should have made myself a pb&j for a snack.

Man wtf 😭

I hate this Versace perfume so bad 🙁

About to scrub my arm off to get this scent off of me.