doctor: I’ve written you a prescription here. Follow that and let’s check in next week. It should help with your symptoms but if it doesn’t we’ll know more. chiropractor sprinting to double kick you in the neck: say goodbye to IBS

So, Secret Service opened fire on someone carrying a firearm in an open carry state who happened to be near Trump's golf course and that now qualifies as an "assassination attempt" ... sorry, not buying it.

That’s not shame on their faces…that is fatigue from dealing with fucking morons like yourself.

Class.

Dude, it's your own white men. The call is coming from inside the house. You know, where the couch is located.

DINOSAAAAUUUURRRSSSSS

It’s past time to get out, Cheryl.

Just catching the husband up on the ol’ Twitter discourse while I wait for my checked bag.

The hardest of hard passes.

It arrived!

The veil between the homosexual and heterosexual worlds is thinnest today, the day after the autumnal equinox, which allows so called "bisexuals" to be visible for this one day each year.

In a fun moment today, I sent my school board draft to my 8th grade English teacher to proof for me. And while chatting after I mentioned my late-diagnosed (with an actual Dr, weirdos) ADHD and she went “oh I didn’t know you had gotten diagnosed…that makes a lot of sense.” 💀

Good morning!

If you think I would ever let a man scream at me like this you are out of your absolute mind. This didn’t happen.

Fucking ghouls.

My kink is karma.

The way my life will not be complete now until I locate this