My penis.

Me; when JB’s Secret Sex Account accidentally posted his root that time

Friday 💃🏻

Happy 50th Birthday to the biggest queen, Pooz! May your inbox be overflowing with the bulges of all the dilfs x

Just looked at a potential Wagamama for dinner, the mushroom bao are now £9! Fuck that.

It’s five inches

Bought you crocs

Friday 💃🏻

Happy Birthday to everyone’s favourite hairy bomb scare of a human, Wee Mowgz!

Everyone is getting all excited for Christmas, but what about the shit ones? Tell me your worst Christmas if you want, I have a top three 🎅🏼

Not quite Alicante, but we’re having fun all the same ❤️

Home of golf or summat

Friday 💃🏻

Happy Birthday to H. Mincherley, everyone’s favourite real life Bluto

It’s The Heebie-Jay-Bees last day of his forties, and I’ll bet he’s at work, like a fucking loser.

I miss this sticky toffee pudding from Thursday, it was bae.

Happy 50th Birthday to the neediest man on here, The Heebie-Jay-Bees. All he wants is someone to like some of his tweets, can you help the sad sack out?

Like this one for him at least