Loved #thistown more please - especially the music #TwoTone

When you mute the audio, Penny Mordaunt looks so utterly bored as Oliver Dowden speaks at #PMQs 👀

So I've added a cover of Penny Lane sung by Emily Linge. Find her on YouTube, Instagram and TikTok - great voice 👏

It makes watching the clip of Penny Mordaunt's discomfort a

NOOOOOOOO! #thearchers

Four weeks. FOUR WEEKS ED. You're not being shipped overseas to keep the peace or work in a field hospital. #thearchers

Well, well, well.
Well done Private Eye.

Angela Rayner has just skinned Oliver Dowden alive and ripped him multiple new arseholes.

*This* is why they're going after her. They're fucking petrified of her.

#PMQs
#PoliticsLive
#ToriesOut657

Angela Rayner, challenged by Oliver Dowden over whether Labour will match 2.5% defence spending commitment, says: 'We all want to see 2.5%. The difference is we haven't cut the army to its smallest size since Napoleon'.

#PMQs
Angela Rayner ripping apart the pompous Oliver Dowden and the rabble sitting behind him

'he's seems to be a bit worn out, maybe it's the 3am calls from the bad men that's been keeping up'😂👍🏼

Oi @conservatives just give us a general election now

I mourn my husband. I mourn his love of music which has disappeared.i mourn his artistic abilities. But he is still alive and breathing. Sorry for the outburst

I've discovered the actor who plays Denise - I really like her. What a shame the character isn't as entertaining as she is. #thearchers

I suspect Steve might regret this tweet...

So #Voyager1 scientists can fix a 27 year old piece of kit millions of miles away in space but I cannot yet book an online appointment at my GP.

What has she done. Disaster! Call Kate. CALL YOUR DAD.
#thearchers

OMG Cricket and Denise in the same episode. Even I'm beginning to lose it now. Maybe the Little Croxley captain can save us. #TheArchers

A few years ago, Paul O’Grady threw a party

His good friend Jo Brand was there - we chatted (she’s fab)

Now Jo and I have made a Brand new series about one of Paul’s favourite subjects #LostTV

TV music, memories and great guests

#OpenTheBox

Starts April 21, 9pm

Susan Hall AM The ones that Tory Home Secretary Theresa May got rid of ?

13 April 1868 ► #Nottingham ’s first public library was opened by the Mayor, in temporary rooms on Thurland Street.
#Nottingham History pinterest.com/pin/5409246052…

Can none of the Ambridge women see through George. #TheArchers

I tested it before I wrote the scene. It takes eight seconds to empty a 75cl bottle.

#TheArchers

Heading to Boston at the weekend for the marathon - my latest race - I'm still raising money for two dementia linked charities. Both do amazing work - and even £10 will go a long way.

gofund.me/15fad381