This is crazy. We all could’ve simply solved the climate crisis in the 70s but some idiots decided nuclear power was bad

I've clearly missed some important very online news

quick reminder that there is no reason for staying in academia and working ridiculously hard if you don’t find it personally rewarding worried your old colleagues will laugh if you quit? buy expensive headphones with your first industry paycheck. only do this if you like it.

Dear people who make clothes for little girls, My 6 year old doesn’t need a crop top. Thank you for your swift attention to this matter 🙃

I cannot imagine having the brass neck required to complain that letting a fire engine past means you have to break. The cabbies choices are to block the fire engine, speed, or temporarily block the cycle lane. No one in their right mind would object to what they did.

It's a single malt from Islay, but I'm not sure which, I still haven't tried them all.

This is magnificent overengineering, I'm both horrified and impressed in equal measure.

Me, learning that an old friend of the Prime Minister offered him a quiet space so that his 16 year old son could revise for his GCSEs away from the bustle of an entire media circus camped outside his window.

Let's pretend parents can't feed their own children because they're incompetent and lazy. Now what? You've got a lot of hungry children, do you let them suffer because of their parents' failures, or do you feed them?

Sorry, but I am not going to be upset that the PM’s kids stayed at a friends’ house to keep them away from the limelight during the election campaign and let one of them focus on their exams. Grow up.

Brothers, if you can't be with women 1-on-1 w/o temptation, thank you for your honesty & self awareness. We are safer b/c of your admission. Please understand this means you cannot be a pastor, doctor, teacher, manager, supervisor, CEO, etc. These roles require 1-on-1 time... 1/

New made-up Starmer scandal even more preposterous than those which came before it. His son stayed in someone's house. That's it. That's the story. It's because we have strict systems, and Starmer sticks to them, that we know about it.

"To infinity, and beyond!" Or at least until funding runs out

Going to Mars is the smartest idea humans ever conjured & I become irrationally excited anytime it gets brought up. Like sure thing, let’s spend a couple trillion $ to land on the next planet over where it’s -85°F all the time with no water and then create colonies with running

Sometimes the law is wrong, in which case disregarding it is doing the right thing. That includes inconveniencing a cyclist to let emergency services get past.

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I am very jealous of that scarf

For the lovey Dame Maggie Smith 🥹

Me: *sniggers* The Wife: What you laughing at? Me: I just disemboweled an ork with a chainsword. The Wife: You're weird. Alas, she will never understand the simple pleasure of an ultramarine rampaging through hordes of xenos.

We have the technology to eradicate a particularly nasty form of cancer than often cuts down young women in the prime of their life. Opposition to this was ostensibly on moral grounds, but the morality in question is “I want cancer deaths to continue to scare women into being