Me trying to understand the whole Drake-Kendrick Lamar situation:

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Great start to the weekend with my good friends Sammy Hagar and John Mayer

If only this had happened earlier, I could have bet a year's worth of allowance all on Chun Li and Sub-Zero.

That’s Michael Ian Black

This came on shuffle today. Takes me back to a simpler, almost quaint time: watching them as I chugged Red Bull and Vodkas at the Red Bull House during SXSW 2006, just looking for the next great MP3.

You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

Did the Prime Meridian write this?

Happy Saturday to all who celebrate

The original Tortured Poets Department

I believe in American exceptionalism bc the number of times 99X plays Harvey Danger’s “Flagpole Sitta” each week would be punishable with jail times in most other countries.

Instead here we rightfully reward it.

When I meet the next door neighbor from Home Improvement

Texting your bestie about Marcy Playground tickets

Happy 40th to R.E.M.’s best album

South Carolina in the 1st quarter / South Carolina in the 3rd quarter