🔎 get cum stain off carpet 🔎 get semen stain off carpet 🔎 Goodwill donation center near me

(New order- Love Vigilantes) I want to see My Melody, Keropi, Batz Maru and Kuromi, I’ve got to go home to my Sanrio plushies

My bullies found out i use VLC Media Player instead of Spotify and now theyre throwing traffic cones at my head and laughing

My daughters aren’t allowed to listen to Taylor Swift because her lyrics contain secret homosexual messages

“Duhhh… I dunno” is a classic dumb guy talking point

It’s so absurd how Colgate says their strawberry toothpaste is “For Kids”. Lots of adults prefer fruit flavors over mint- and it doesn’t mean we’re broken or unlovable

You don’t need a fancy college degree to be successful. There’s good money in being a plumber, a carpenter, or selling bootleg Frog and Toad merch to nonbinary people

I’ve noticed if you use “SO DESPERATE… PLEASE? 😰” as an email subject too often people stop taking it seriously

My net pay is $20k/year and my gross pay is 2 lizards, 8 boogers, 100 bugs and a bucket of throw up

Attention shoppers: All citizens of Terra must report to the Dome. This is a galactic emergency

Movies and TV shows are full of sinister subliminal messages telling you to DRINK COCA-COLA. But you need to stay strong, and resist the temptation of an ICE COLD, REFRESHING COKE

Dating apps are soo cooked 😭this guy on Scatly: Where Poop Lovers Meet just asked if I like hiking 🤦‍♀️

It’s fun to eat candy and get hyper sometimes. But most nights I’d rather stay in and read a chapter book

Is it weird that I think grocery shopping is actually really fun? I seriously feel like a sick fucking freak who deserves to burn in hell 😅

You might think my lab grown diamond isn’t worth much. But what if I told you it was made by a tortured genius scientist who suffered immensely for his craft?

Don’t get me wrong bro, Carmen Monoxide is a great drag name. I just don’t think it’s fitting for someone with such a strong odor

Bf hoborolled me (started playing Hobo Johnson on my spotify) on my drive to work and now the album art is stuck

My financial advisor told me that investing in a $20 haircut now could reduce the water bills from washing my hair by up to $30

Bank robber who gets caught after wearing the same ski mask at his harsh noise set that evening

Keep seeing kids at the school i work at wearing My Chemical Romance shirts and fingerless gloves. 97 year old junior high still makes emo’s the old fashioned way