Abnormally large neck, put a light on his head he’d make a perfect street light 🦒

What is Stansfield doing in Wrexham B&M? #BCFC

Fucking little shits should be jumping up and down with joy knowing they’re coming to watch Parky ball

Have that Steve Bruce you big tub of lard! Hope your Doner Kebab isn’t too tear filled tonight you Saltasaurus

Oh sleepless nights.

Where are my doubters? I am the special one.

Same again lads

I AM HIM

Where’s the fanny fookin doubters now?

Heads fookin west lads the championship is so tough! People do seem to forget I beat Jose’s Chelsea though which bugs me.

Into these bulldog looking fat fooking plonkers tomorrow. Millwall may have a fearless reputation but in reality they’re all fat coked up losers with micro penises! Wait until they run into the “Fearless in devotion” podcast crew they won’t know what’s hit them the fookin fannies

Haha little shit you lost

Where are the fanny fookin doubters now?Keep the faith in me because all I do is deliver lads. I am the special one.

Bring on the rent boys 💅🏳️‍🌈

Do #ChelseaFC fans take it up the shitter ?

This humiliation ritual of a video, football banning order & hate crime charge for chanting 'Chelsea rentboys' at Stamford Bridge. Properly fucked up pathetic country.

Gay wokes I cannot stand them little fannies.