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This is unequivocally the best thing that happened online in 2024

Michael Collins, the astronaut who took this photo in 1969, is the only human, dead or alive, that isn't in the frame of this picture.

Not pardon worthy

This UMAP plot was generated from data simulated without inherent clusters, meaning the observed clusters are artifacts. It highlights how default Seurat clustering and UMAP settings can sometimes produce misleading patterns in data visualization.

This is the problem with a blunt, rapid measure of reform. Sure, universities are too expensive for students, they employ too many execs who don't add any value, etc. But it's easier for them to slow PhD admissions than change radically. Fewer PhDs means America loses innovation

Back on my BS in 2025 like

I will divorce my wife and remarry anyone who wants to pay me $4.5 million, a savings of 10% over the gold card 💸💸💸 Net worth of $25 million strongly preferred 🔓🔓🔓No prenup needed! 🌶️🌶️🌶️Must enjoy company of hot 6'5" professor

Them: how do you use the knowledge from your MBA on a day to day basis? Me:

I told the kids of my undying love for UMAP and they made a UMAP of my face

Good morning bitches. How many embryos have you gene edited today?

Academics are allergic to the business of what we do- the dollars and cents of running a university or research. As a trainee nobody ever explained how grants *actually* worked. At some level that talk was sneered at. I reckon we now are seeing broader ramifications of this

Just letting everyone know that I am still taking applications for my once in a lifetime Gold Card offer

I went one step further and asked chatGPT what it thought I looked like

Just imagine the near future in which companies tailor AI to your own unique brand of ignorance

While I wait on one AI bot to fix the badly broken code of another AI bot, I'm playing a quick game of chess ... against a guy using an AI bot