don't ignore the happy little onion and you will have the best year ever

Nothing irritates me more than loading a fat dabaroonie in my electric rig just for it to be DEAD. Damn me, I never charge any of my devices and always end up here. Phone, e-rig, vibrator… always mf dead when I need em the most 😂 good thing I got back ups and the last two

I know this may sound minor but yesterday I put a bidet together all by myself and lemme tell ya, I’ve been spoiled my whole life with men doing any labor or dirty work for me 😆 so I feel really accomplished 💪🏼 & now my lil bunghole is going to feel so fresh and cleeean! 🍑 ✨

“College sports are better than pro sports” gotta be one of the worst gimmicks ever dude

"Run nonstop for 2 hours, 23 minutes and 9 seconds or re-listen to J Cole's discography"

Graduating college is a skill. It takes discipline, resilience, time management, and the ability to navigate systems that weren’t always designed with you in mind. I wish y’all would stop downplaying it.

More Black men should go to college. While there are challenges, Black women have shown that success is possible despite the odds. We can do the same.

I will die on the college is good for Black boys hill.

THIS BEAT MAKES ME WANNA PUNCH SOMEBODY

When the thing went quacking quack quack y’all were ducking

I get it the sonics are no longer here. You can so go watch the storm play. All these people love basketball and for some reason will not watch the WNBA. I don’t want to hear anymore sonic talk until every storm game is sold out!

it still kills me that tall, dark, and handsome to white ppl basically means a white brunette male😭

You absolutely cannot predict what he’s about to say. 💀💀 #LoveIslandUSA

So Harry goes to Hogwarts they do wizard stuff daily but he couldn’t go on a field trip because he didn’t have a permission slip formed! That’s wild to me

Snape is like the only one who is an actual teacher

That fruit yogurt combo is undefeated!

twitter search “url:1951208513675329890” And the rest is history, Kings!

Charlie Kirk aside, imagine the crowd hyping his pro-gun rhetoric. Then a shot rings out. In that instant of panic when they realize they might die by the very thing they worship, did the irony finally hit them?

I love twitter for days like this!