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Phil Knoxville 🍥

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Comedian, magician and writer for bad-tattoo.com

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Twitter’s ‘For you’ section isn’t for you unless you’re a far right nut job. ‘Following’ is much more pleasant, especially when you unfollow any far right nuts who may have slipped in.

Twitter’s ‘For you’ section isn’t for you unless you’re a far right nut job. ‘Following’ is much more pleasant, especially when you unfollow any far right nuts who may have slipped in.
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Three weeks ago I found my first grey pube. I was horrified! A week later, I found another. Then yesterday I found a 3rd grey pube. So I’ve made a decision, I’m not eating there ever again.

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This place is dead, unless you like living in a far right fascist cess pool full of racists and transphobes. Have moved to Threads.

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Save the time and effort of having kids by shouting into the void that is X. To get that true parental experience, you can even post at supermarkets.

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There is nothing impressive about Kevin Spacey pretending to be disabled in The Usual Suspects, then revealing he can walk normally at the end. What utter shite. What would be impressive acting is a disabled actor pretending to be normal for the film’s twist.

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Elon, if I upgrade to X Premium + will you also get rid of all the race hate and transphobia from my timeline? Just wondering how you make money out of this cesspool wasteland.

Elon, if I upgrade to X Premium + will you also get rid of all the race hate and transphobia from my timeline? Just wondering how you make money out of this cesspool wasteland.
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Worst airline and customer service has to go to Ryanair. @ryanair why sell cheap flights if you’re going to cancel my booking without my authorisation unless it’s because you sold them too cheap in the first place? Terrible company.

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Dave Grohl has been caught with his pants down. I hope she was hot and he got lots of blowies or it’s just not worth the grief.

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LIVE: Blue Violet – Metronome, Nottingham, 27/11/2024 Melodic. Captivating. Beautiful. Joining Echobelly on their UK tour, Blue Violet proved the perfect companion. Like a young Madonna meets Paloma Faith, Sarah Gotley is hypnotic. Full review in the comments.

LIVE: Blue Violet – Metronome, Nottingham, 27/11/2024

Melodic. Captivating. Beautiful. 

Joining Echobelly on their UK tour, <a href="/weareblueviolet/">Blue Violet</a> proved the perfect companion. 

Like a young Madonna meets Paloma Faith, Sarah Gotley is hypnotic.

Full review in the comments.
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Let’s play a game of… Brexity Blank, Brexity Blank, Brexity Blank. Brexity Blank! I’m so angry at Keir Starmer giving up our Brexit freedoms, I’m going to really miss… blank? That’s, I’m so angry at Keir Starmer giving up our Brexit freedoms, I’m going to really miss… blank?