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mike☺︎

@philipjfried

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7 months ago

Just popping in to post Ash

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3 months ago

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2 months ago

Walton Goggins

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2 months ago

its not limping to you that im standing on bizkits

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a month ago

*sobbing uncontrollably and throwing up* OH GOD ME AND WHO???

*sobbing uncontrollably and throwing up* OH GOD ME AND WHO???
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a month ago

Wtf is cracked, just say boinked

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a month ago

Fired the bartender because I didn't like how many beers she said I drank

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a month ago

Please don't post photos of me anymore

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8 days ago

How did they know that person was single?

How did they know that person was single?
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4 days ago

HALT!

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4 days ago

(Flirting) hey did you hear the news? speaker johnson announced that I secretly infiltrate bars to take down beautiful girls' phone numbers ;) haha hi im mike

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4 days ago

She'll text me back. Aaaaany minute now.

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9 hours ago

Everywhere I look I'm reminded of her

Everywhere I look I'm reminded of her