traumatizing my cat with mythology about what happens to outdoor cats. she’ll think twice about running away

I spent last night hanging out with straight men in the pub and it was so jarring? Barely fun at all? Why do so many of you do this?

Chasten has been teaching him the Apple dance and he's finally got it down

kids, she published her diary about fucking her estranged dad

Regeneration by Pat Barker (1991)

PJ Ellis will be at Shipston Book Festival this year, chatting to you all about his wonderful romcoms: We Could Be Heroes and Love & Other Scams✨ 🗓 Saturday 28 Sept 2024 🕰 3PM 🎟 shipstonbookfest.org/events/2024/pj… See you there!

One month to go!

This was inevitable btw

Just saw "Daenerys" trending, hope she's ok :'(

Brat summer; nuclear winter

If you live in or around the Cotswolds and fancy hearing me chat books and romance, I'd love to see you at Shipston Bookfest on Saturday 28th September! Tickets and more info here: shipstonbookfest.org/events/2024/pj…

Is he "speaking out against trigger warnings" or is he simply an artist entitled to his own opinion in an interview?

We can't wait to welcome Birmingham's very own Philip J. Ellis (he/him) back to #thebookparty. Tickets thebookparty.co.uk #halloweenball

I've been trying to quiet-quit Twitter but that means none of you have seen my cat and that just isn't right. (His name is Butter and I would kill for him.)

I have done the transgender operations on the illegal aliens that were in prison Forgive me they were so illegal and so alien

Lesbian couples who love cosplay are about to be up in arms.

What I pictured doing with Jason Behr while watching Roswell circa 1999

Fiona is smoking a cigarette in an unlit room.

Sept 18th 2017 - A hungover Tree Gelbman (Jessica Rothe) wakes up on her birthday in a strange dorm room. On her way to a party that evening, she is murdered, and immediately wakes up, starting the day again in a time loop. 📽️📅 Happy Death Day (2017) #HappyDeathDay