Laurie Kilmartin is flat out one of the best comics I’ve ever seen. She’s great to work with & just a pure joke writer. She’s recording her album this week (Wed-Sat) at the The Punch Line so go buy your tickets and watch her. Don’t miss it, she’s great Laurie Kilmartin Jackie and Laurie

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Hey, come check me out in SF Sketchfest this Friday night at PianoFight / 10pm for the Locals Only show. Get tickets at SFSketchfest.com #SFSketchfest2020 #sfsketchfest

Your portion of the stimulus package will be determined by your total number of puzzles pieces completed. #2TRILLION #2TStimulus #puzzle #puzzles #PuzzleForToday #stimulusbill #StayHome #CoronavirusLockdown

There are gonna be a lot of white girls having makeup birthday months once this is over. #ugh #CoronavirusLockdown #StayHome #COVID19

I want a follow-up show about all those people who moved their family of 4 into a tiny home and are now realizing what a horrible idea that was during all this. #tinyhome #stayhome #coronavirus

Why doesn't the NFL just do the draft online using a Yahoo Fantasy Football league draft? #football #fantasyfootball #NFLDraft2020 #NFLDraft

The clubs in the 2020’s are just gonna have a bunch of people line dancing to TikTok songs. #tiktok #tiktokdance

Performed on a Zoom show and two audience members were shirtless men laying on their bed So my nightmares are coming true now. #coronavirus #StayAtHome

Just serenaded my dog with a rousing rendition of “Sweet Child O' Mine” by changing it to “Sweet Dog O' Mine”. So things may not being going as well as I thought.

Does it surprise anyone that he doesn’t know what sarcasm is either?

If this was all just an elaborate way for white guys to stop looking like an idiot during handshakes, thank you.

Walmart greeter just cracked the top 5 for most dangerous jobs in America.

This new SFGiants marketing campaign is intense. #sanfrancisco #sfgiants #sfbayarea

Didn't realize a virus could attack another virus.

Man, I really hope the Cleveland Browns draft a logo this year. #nfl #nfldraft #NFLDraft2021

You think the Nirvana album cover kid would have sued if it was huge in the photo? #nirvana #nirvanakid #nirvanababy

Let’s Ride… the Bench! #russellwilson #Broncos #BroncosCountry #SeattleSeahawks #dangerwich