George Santos lied about everything from being Jewish to his mom dying on 9/11, stole money from a disabled vet’s dog, and got indicted on 23 federal charges. Ilhan Omar? She’s guilty of being Black, Muslim, and progressive. That’s the “logic” you’re struggling with.

Tylenol will sue. And win. This is so goddamn insane the 25th amendment should be invoked immediately.

I'd like to congratulate Tylenol on their upcoming multimillion-dollar lawsuit settlement.

.@Kimmel suspension lasts 0.54 Scaramuccis. Welcome back Jimmy!

Every Lawyer working for Tylenol tonight

So now we know the company that owns Tylenol didn’t buy any Trump crypto.

Forget the Tylenol. Find out what Trump’s mother was taking and avoid that shit at all costs.

"I don't think that Trump supporters care about what the rest of the world thinks. That's because they don't know where the rest of the world is." - John Cleese

Who wants to watch the majority of UN delegates get up and leave at the beginning of Bibi’s speech? 🙋🏻‍♂️

1. Billionaire Larry Ellison is set to acquire TikTok's US operations. Ellison, the second-richest person in the world, is a Trump supporter and a vocal enthusiast of the surveillance state.

Let me go ahead and send my thoughts and prayers to all that plan to take their medical advice from someone who I am old enough to remember also told people to inject themselves with bleach. Why is ignorance being elevated while intelligence is being denigrated?

This is full narcissistic collapse. Epstein files must be REAL BAD.

We just witnessed the greatest-ever global distraction in modern political times. Now that it's over, let's get back to EPSTEIN.

CNN fact checks Trump's UN speech: "There were a whole bunch of claims that were just false. I don't even have time to run through all of them"

This is called a "bribe."

Health care. We want families to have health care. When Trump rants about how "unreasonable" this is, remember that he decimated Medicaid— To gift-wrap tax cuts for his Mar-a-Lago pals. And instead of helping us fix the crisis he created, Trump is shutting down the government.

Daniel Dale fact-checks Trump's UNGA speech. - Egypt–Ethiopia dispute was over an Ethiopian dam (there was no raging war with thousands killed) - There is no Serbia–Kosovo active war to stop - Congo–Rwanda is not resolved and hostilities continue - India denies Trump mediated

BREAKING: Epstein victim says her friend has sex tapes recorded by Jeffrey Epstein, allegedly involving Donald Trump

*POWELL: TARIFF INCREASES WILL LIKELY SHOW UP AS SOMEWHAT HIGHER INFLATION OVER SEVERAL QUARTERS It’s already here Jay.

DONALD TRUMP IS AN ARSONIST LIGHTING YOUR FUTURE ON FIRE!