Christ does not command us to “do me, I do you”

Why does thanos hate nebula?

The pain is not as intense as you make it out to be..... do you hear how you sound? Because you don't experience the same thing does not mean that others are making it up. These things are subjective.

The decepticons are so much better than the autobots.

I want to judge but I remembered we were always running out of toothpaste because I was licking it. Minty Colgate was the favourite 🤣

Years ago I’d mock folks for “dressing like their miracle” but now? I see things a bit differently. Do I now think it works? No, ofc I don’t. But if something is harmless & gives people hope to soldier on & face life’s vicissitudes instead of giving up, then let them have it🤷🏽‍♂️

What happens when you drink 10 oz of Magnesium Citrate? I’m glad you asked. Buckle up. 12:05 p.m. — It begins. You down the 10-ounce bottle like it’s a lukewarm PBR at a college tailgate. The label says “cherry flavored,” but it tastes like someone described cherry to a chemist

I like cats🫤

How the language changes when the thought of visa and registration to work abroad comes to mind… again, even cattle in the abroad is treated better than humans in Africa

It’s confirmed: Cameroon 🇨🇲 government has cut off internet in certain localities and reduced internet capacity in others in an effort to maintain 92 yr old Biya in power, after he lost elections. #KeepitOn

They brought out Poirot 😂

Me and my first born when i am financially stable

there will always be signs

T-pain’s explanation of boots with the fur makes so much sense now I always thought the shanty had on apple bottom jeans, boots with like a fur coat and that’s why they’re whole club was looking at her 😂

That’s his story and he’s sticking to it.

There is a couple in my local winners chapel who tried to copy this thing Oyedepo did. Long story short she was bleeding due to an ectopic pregnancy. It ruptured and she had to have that fallopian tube removed. 6 years on they’re still trying for a child

Did I just hear muahh???

Entirely fuck off please!

They should kill this thing before it lay eggs

Still learning