Turn off Twitter. We're done here now.

On a scale of 1 to Floyd Mayweather "fighting" Logan Paul, just exactly how embarrassing IS this shit? #MayweatherPaul #stillwatchingtho #eurgh

Here for the comments......

Italy v Spain. #ITAESP

Who wants to go see our Micky do a thing? Course you do! See below

This is still something you can do if you want a soundtrack to the new season

Managers as Sopranos characters: A thread

You'd have to be a real twat to pay this much for a fucking steak right?

Oles at the wheel tell me how good does it feel, 🚌

Pogba. What a prick. Only player I've ever seen get sent off taking a penalty #oleatthewheel

Dunno what you're on about mate, he's great 👍🏻

Quick reminder that this wonderful blert said Ronaldo would score the winner 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

Hot take from a moron. He was a problem for Juve and is a problem for United. No-one is questioning his ability, just the impact he can have on a team

For those of you you who may not have 9 hours to watch the whole of the amazing #TheBeatlesGetBack on Disney, I've made this convenient c.15 second video that basically sums it all up. You're welcome Tom

That'll learn 'em yeah?

Will this be saints now annual 9-0?

Divock Origi needs a statue

Don't thank us you twat, just fuck off