⠀ “ how’re you even able to see if somethings wrong with me.ᐣ i’ll tell ya, you DON’T, and how do i know.ᐣ your earth trembling, frequency scrambling SNORING. if we can keep you quiet, we’ll be living the high life. ” ⠀

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ E͟V͟E͟R͟Y͟O͟N͟E͟’͟S͟ ⠀ 𝘚𝘏𝘈𝘗𝘌 ⠀ 𝐒𝖤𝖱𝖵𝖤𝖲 ⠀ 𝘼 ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ 𝙋𝙐𝙍𝙋𝙊𝙎𝙀. ⠀ ⠀

⠀ “ i did NOT give prime rizz lessons. ” ⠀

⠀ “ never been more positive in my entire life. ” ⠀

⠀ “ WHY ARE YOU PINK. ” ⠀

⠀ “ i’m uncomfortable. ” ⠀

⠀ “ it’s just unexpected, man— not dissin’ or anything. ”⠀ * 💧 ⠀

⠀ “ OH YEAHHHHH!! ” ⠀

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀𝗢𝗨𝗧𝗧𝗔 ⠀ 𝗠𝗬 ⠀ 𝘞𝘈𝘠, ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ 𝗠𝗬 ⠀ A͟U͟D͟I͟E͟N͟C͟E͟ ⠀ 𝘼𝙒𝘼𝙄𝙏𝙎.ᐟ ⠀ ⠀

⠀ jokes are supposed to be FUNNY. do NOT throw me. why would you even SAY THAT? ⠀ * 😩 ⠀

⠀ nah. not really. it’s all yours, bro. ⠀

⠀ WHY AM I CATCHIN’ ALL THESE STRAYS? I CAN’T PHYSICALLY INGEST THAT. FOR REAL. ⠀

⠀ i haven’t seen you in months and you up and call me a clanker out the gates, man. ⠀ ( pissy porsche, arms stubbornly crossed. ) ⠀ some greeting. where’s the cheering? ⠀

⠀ ohhhhhh cleanin’ up a bit are we? i respect it. i respect it a lot. how do you feel? ⠀

⠀ ( scopes him out.. ⠀ * ❔❔❔) ⠀ mullet. okay, help me out here. what am i lookin’ for? ⠀

⠀ sick, bro. looks good on ya! ⠀

⠀ ( spoiler wags. wag wag! ) ⠀