Wait, I’m confused. LinkedIn was flooded with #Pride posts today yet we didn’t enter an apocalypse recession and everyone is fine - how could this be?!?!

"No." "No." "No." "No." "No."

Yeah but what are they? Wendy’s #prodmgmt #agile #tech #productmemes #wendys #OKR

Crap. I remember when old was the new way 😩

Will this work for reporting on OKR status? Asking for a product manager.

Meta dropped threads the near moment my disappointment in twitter peaked. So… find me as 🧵phamouswalrus. I’ll be snarky. Probably kinda weird. #prodmgmt stuff and more. Totally gonna sign up for Threads Purple™

PROMINENT SHARE PROFILE BUTTON 😁🧵 threads.net/@phamouswalrus

Hello #prodmgmt friends! I’m officially IN for INDUSTRY GLOBAL by Product Collective in Cleveland this year!! I haven’t been to a product conference since the before times. I’m so excited. Will I see you there in October??

I’m in CLE at INDUSTRY and back on TWITTER (but only because Danie K and Matt told me to) #prodmgmt #backtothefuture #clevelandrocks

Phil Wolpers 📈 Snarky PM (🐦 ghost) Danie K Matt

Ok #prodmgmt fam, I’m here at Product Collective #INDUSTRY! The pastries are choice and glorious Cleveland Public Auditorium venue is glowing just as I remember.

I’m buying a drink for the first speaker to open with “HELLO CLEVELAND!” At #INDUSTRYconf

“…why you should believe us, because anyone could be up here saying anything” lmao I mean yeah #INDUSTRYconf

“Hearing what isn’t said is the art of listening in product management.” YES. #INDUSTRYconf

McKinsey estimates GenAI will add $2.4-4.4 trillion (TRILLION?!) to the global economy per year (PER YEAR?!?) #INDUSTRYconf

Speed to win > speed to learn > speed to launch 🏆 #INDUSTRYconf

The inverse Spider-Man product managers motto: “with great responsibility comes NO power” 🤣 #industryconf

COFFEE IS FOR CLOSERS #industryconf (gonna get coffee after this talk)

Ok April Dunford is absolutely hilarious and this is the talk we NEEDED this morning 😆 #industryconf