My parrot, Muckaluck, will be at the vet overnight. I am so worried about him. We have no clue what is wrong, he just started wheezing and vomiting.

Hard time of year for a lot of folks. National Suicide Prevention Lifeline 1-800-273-8255. A simple copy and paste might save someone's life. Would 3 Twitter friends please copy this text and post under their own name? Pass it on…

Muckaluck is back home. Possible diagnosis’s : bacterial pneumonia, fungal pneumonia, cancer. He is acting like himself again. We will wait a week and go back for more imaging. So far so good.

Come hear about the state of the art in floating-point and numerical analysis at #FPTalks20. 24 June, entirely online. fpbench.org/talks/

My students Sangeeta (Sangeeta Chowdhary) and Jay Lim will present an overview of some really cool projects at #FPTalks20

If numerical representations and floating-point error get you excited, please register for #FPTalks20. 24 June, entirely online. Now with a registration form! fpbench.org/talks/

Excited for #pldi2020? Don't let the fun end too soon: join us for #FPTalks20 and learn about the state of the art in number representations and floating-point research! Register at fpbench.org/talks/

Need more online conference in your life? Sad that #pldi2020 ended? Please join me for #FPTalks20: the state of the art in floating-point research, online, Wednesday. Register here: fpbench.org/talks/?register

Last chance to register for #FPTalks20! The state of the art in floating point and numerical representations. 16 amazing talks! Tomorrow over Zoom. Register here: fpbench.org/talks/ Registration closes at 9PM tonight (PST).

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retweet if anytime between 2016 and today you called trump a fascist, nazi, or dictator, and were told you were overreacting.

Raise your hand if you're okay with the inauguration being held virtually at an undisclosed location.

I am looking for papers/research on LGBTQ-inclusive computer science curriculum (or similar). Any suggestions or leads would be appreciated!

I had a relative fall for a scam tech support call. What software should I use to fix the system? Having been away from windows since xp I have no idea what to do.

What is the best practice for ssh keys? I have a few computers that all access the same servers. Should I have a unique key per client-server pair, per server, or just one key to rule them all?

Trying to decide if I should go back to sleep or roll over and go back to sleep. #CalicoCrew #calico #CatsOfTwitter

Great work Max Willsey leading an awesome inaugural egg tutorial. Many thanks to all the wonderful participants!! Make sure to come to the EGRAPHS workshop tomorrow at PLDI! pldi22.sigplan.org/home/egraphs-2… #PLDI2022

From what I understand this is the time for 🎼the ice berg’s on the starboard bow, won’t you dance with me?🎼 (Harry Chapin)