Jordan Pflanzner (@pflanz199) 's Twitter Profile
Jordan Pflanzner

@pflanz199

Amateur stick shift drag racing. Drag and Drive. Frequent visits to Little Mexico.

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Rob Gucci (@heatdaddy69420) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Imagine if Jennifer Aniston was your Dentist. Would need a Duluth trading company waistband to hold down that caliber of a boner

Jordan Pflanzner (@pflanz199) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I don’t care what anyone says, Big Bud 747 deserves to be put back to work in Montana where she belongs. #makeirongreatagain

Degenerative Agriculture Advisor (@plsntvlyfarmer) 's Twitter Profile Photo

*stolen* Bill Gates is claiming that a cow emits more pollution than a car. Allow me to propose this: I’ll lock myself in my garage with a cow overnight. Bill can lock himself in his garage with a running car. In the morning, we can meet up and discuss results. Maybe.

Spittin' Chiclets (@spittinchiclets) 's Twitter Profile Photo

“Is the guy here that caused Kevin Hayes a problem?” Torts is the man. Just called out the reporter who made up the Kevin Hayes rumour the other night.