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When you’re outa gas but you gotta inch forward #neutchscooch

Looks like we #neutchscootch ed into 2020. Babyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Just found this old flash project of the poem "A red wheel barrow" I did in high school. Good times with @escoutt. tinyurl.com/atdhscg

What type of vision does someone who is terrible at predicting the future have? #poor-sight

#6

Gettin back on the twitter grind after a good year or two hiatus. #youmissedme #twitter #imtweetin #tweet

Does anybody ever use the 'soft' side of the sponge? #notme #sinkthoughts #cleanliness #igohardinthesink

Just got the hiccups. #classic

If you were gonna ask me, "what's poppin?" right now, I'd probably say, "these jalapeño poppers i'm eating." #foodtweet #food #imafooddood

Just realized I'm naming my eventual pet pooch "Mein Furrier" #thanksbuffy #didyouknowalldogsaregerman

decided to take my phone case off. #imarebel #edgy #edgeworth #itfeelssogoodtomakeitwrong

Just tried the soft side of the sponge - wow, very nice. #hatersgonnakeepanopenmind #referencetopasttweet #ihaveasmallrepetoireoftweets

People would look damn weird if they had level heads. #justthinkaboutit

Autocorrect just threw out 'class' in favor of 'xlass' on me. #huh #whatevsimdown #stayxlassytweetbros #andbyxlassyithinkimeanclassy #xool

"Be excellent to each other. And - party on, dudes!" - A Thanksgiving message by Abraham Lincoln

Had an amazing taco today. #feliznavidad #vamosalachristmasamimegustachristmas

Coffee machines, why do you measure by the cup, rather than by the mug? #wholikestodrinkcoffeefrommeasuringcups #notthisguy #imuchprefermugs

Q: What do you call Walt Disney? A: Ponce de Freon. #fridgejokes #heisafridgionarythinker