Guys ABC 7 Chicago is filming my wedding

How do we live in a country that arrests an entire news crew on live television for NO REASON and nobody sees a problem

Just found out NFTs stand for non-binary fortune tellers, might be joining the crypto bros.

Can’t stop thinking about a made up guy that eats all his boogers because he thinks you are born with all the mucus you’ll ever get and he’s gotta save it all so he doesn’t run out.

If princess Tiana isn’t your favorite Disney princess then I simply cannot be your friend.

Ok hear me out, if the federal government can break up companies that are monopolies and Citizens United designated corporations as people, surely that means we can break up people for being monopolies too right?

Growing up is getting an intense rush from sending a perfectly crafted email