Just watched Ooh You Are Awful, was too Shattered to last night, and just realised it's Anna Gilchrist playing the police instructor and Carry On Totty Laraine Humphries is one of the lasses having her bum inspected. Shows that even film geniuses like me don't know everything :P

One time in the late 1960s Carry On actress Hattie Jacques accidentally sat on a group of male ducks. After that they were known as Flatty Drakes.

One cold February morning in 1987 Kevin Webster from Coronation Street ate a fruit pastille without chewing it. That same day he also gave his last rolo away.

Kim Novak was once so cold she refused to take her mittens off to play chess.

Short sighted accident prone cartoon character Mr Magoo had no sons or other male relatives, and as far as he knew no-one else had the same surname as him, so whenever he heard anyone talk about Mr Magoo he assumed they were referring to him.

Just watched The Beach. It was alright I guess, doubt it'll get a rewatch though, but gotta be honest that All Saints song is still a belter.

Morning Warriors and Wenches. Home Shattered and covered in Oil. Gonna Scoff Corned Beef Sandwiches, Pringles, Jaffa Cakes, Strawberry Trifle, Slurp Cherry Coke and Watch the underrated Abbott and Costello gem Abbott and Costello Meet Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde.

Susan Buckner, who played Patty Simcox in Grease, admitted that she was the person who used to stick used chewing gum underneath the desks in schools throughout the 80s and 90s.

Great night out with my family the other night.

Sad to hear we lost underrated Carry Oner Julian Holloway. He appeared in 8 films in this fantastic series & became a very reliable semi regular, given substantial roles in Camping, Up The Khyber, Loving and Henry. He was also great in the Porridge film. RIP to another great.

Morning Warriors and Wenches. Home Shattered and slightly frostbitten. Gonna Scoff Corned Beef Sandwiches, Sausage Rolls, Pickled Onions, Strawberry Yoghurt, Slurp Cherry Coke and Watch the underrated Richard Pryor/Gene Wilder gem See No Evil Hear No Evil.

Scoffing Fish and Chips, smothered in Salt and Vinegar of course, Slurping Cherry Coke and Watching the excellent Overboard.

Scoffing this in I. Abd watching Carry On Doctor ain't I. Haven't watched this classic since last year.

Afternoon Blokes and Birds. Home Shattered and Sweating. Gonna Scoff Tuna and Lettuce Wraps, Tbone Steak flavoured Roysters, Cream Slices, Strawberry Yoghurt, Slurp Cherry and Lemon Coke and Watch the masterpiece that is American Werewolf in London.

Morning Warriors and Wenches. Home Shattered and Covered in Oil. Gonna Scoff Corned Beef Wraps, Ready Salted Pringles, Strawberry Trifle, Bakewell Tarts, Slurp Cherry Coke and Watch the Nancy Travis and Mike Myers gem So I Married An Axe Murderer.

Watching Grease now aren't I, one of the few musicals I like. Great cast and memorable characters. It's tough but if I had to pick my favourite three characters from this film, it'd have to be Kenicky, Jan and the excellent Patty Simcox. Grease is the word.

Tonight's watch is a horror classic, The Night Stalker pilot movie. I bought my dad the complete set on DVD for his birthday and decided I need to revisit this gem that started it all. Sublime horror masterpiece. Darren McGavin is fantastic as Kolchak.

Happy Bank Holiday Monday Blokes and Birds. Home Shattered and covered in Grease. Gonna Scoff some Crumpets, Pringles, Bakewell Tarts, Lime Cheesecake, Slurp Cherry and Lemon Coke and Watch the Abbott and Costello gem Pardon My Sarong.

Carry On Blogging! Said it many times before, but how amazing is this film? Frankie's starring turn, Matron chasing Dr Tinkle, Jim on the roof, June Jago, Anita Harris and Dilys Laye's largish roles, the deaf wedding, Hawtrey's sympathetic pregnancy, the women patients giving Matron a Blanket Bath.