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I’m loving this fantasy (delusion?) that software can be uncomplicated if only it’s _good enough_.

Serious question: have you ever had to do an IQ test as part of a recruitment process?

Whenever I used to see amounts of money quoted in $MM I though “milliom” but I think I’ve just realised it’s “thousand thousand”?

I can start EC2 instances with Power Automate?! Wait here while I get my money gun .. learn.microsoft.com/en-us/power-au…

There’s a poodle in the park which I thought was called Russo as in Rene but it’s Rousseau as in JJ and I don’t know why I can’t stop laughing about it.

She gives me high school music teacher who thinks she’d do a better job than the principal. Or cult leader?

It’s amazing what men will do to defend their right to post dick pics I mean their right to free speech.

The hardest thing about leaving for holidays now is saying goodbye to my dog. RIP me.

I’m getting ads for material handling equipment again, nature is healing?

Geez it’s good to be out and about again @ Luang Prabang ຫຼວງພະບາງ instagram.com/p/CmdfXJWyQcsF…

Vang Vieng > Bangkok instagram.com/p/CmqTOJ2yxJsR…

✨Universal wisdom: If you have to use more than two bits of tape you’re doing it wrong.

Whoever flies a drone over Camperdown Memorial Park can you please not. Also why?

Yes and also: yes.

Squash merge is what happens when a zip merge goes wrong.

Massive love and appreciation for Shanna Niggans 🦄 who made digital forensics approachable and fun. Feeling very lucky to be surrounded by inspiring and incredible women.