today I did the hardest thing I’ve ever had to do in my life (put on my duvet cover)

I fucking love dogs man I wish they were real

twitter!

Apparently after my suspension I’ve been soft shadow banned while they review my account…. Get ready for a Rock Lee at the Chunin exams moment

The time has come

holy fuck

Dont fall for it boys. Keep tweeting

girls are so cool I wish I wasn’t scared of them

what does this make you feel

I like how Google's AI overview is using unverified tweets as the source material for its replies now. Gen Alpha's brains are so cooked.

you can’t control your height but you can control how tall you are

told him we’re out of chicken bites

not the gentrifier squid games

I found n3on and sneako at the Gentrifier Squid Games imagine they lose and both die

Look at these two. This doesn’t happen without Nathan.

T-MINUS 7 HOURS UNTIL @PORTERROBINSON ON THE TERRACE !!!